DYAF: Beware The Empire

Taking us to the cleaners, one liquid brain drink at a time.

You see that bespectacled, mustachioed old man right there? Sure, he looks like a happy mix of Charlie Bucket’s Grandpa Joe and Stan Lee, but don’t be fooled — this is no ordinary old man. This, my friends, is the face of evil.

This is the face of the Empire.

DYAF: Patriot Games

Anyone else wanna oppose my stimulus package?

Though the season for politicking may be over for many, there’s no rest for the wicked Washingtonians slaving away to fix the economic crisis, figure out the war on terror and several other problems-a-plenty. How can you help our new president and his gang of governmenteers tackle these and more situations? I dunno. Donate money, join a group or some shiz. That’s not why we’re here.

No, we’re here to play video games.